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  1. 1

    didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

    9,919 3,655
    Apr 22, 2026
  2. 2

    I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

    7,843 2,353
    May 10, 2026
  3. 3

    Lmao calm down Sephiroth

    6,270 2,068
    May 28, 2026
  4. 4

    I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

    5,083 2,316
    Jul 2, 2026
  5. 5

    dick's nice and all but clean your room you nasty bitch!

    4,638 1,404
    Jul 4, 2026
  6. 6

    You were, basically, stealing from Subway. They had their rules for their company and you decided not to abide by them. What you do with your own business is up to you but what you did was wrong at Subway.

    3,655 846
    Jun 15, 2026
  7. 7

    I don’t like being called a “gooner”. I prefer the term MASTER…BAITER. And BTW, her name is BOOBS the Bat.

    3,600 1,291
    May 6, 2026
  8. 8

    That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.

    3,277 955
    Apr 16, 2026
  9. 9

    Have you considered simply acting like someone worthy of human love and affection?

    3,244 930
    May 24, 2026
  10. 10

    :3

    3,099 1,760
    Jun 3, 2026
  11. 11

    you are canadian

    2,564 906
    May 3, 2026
  12. 12

    girl, go outside and play.

    2,416 1,046
    May 24, 2026
  13. 13

    Okay. Then block me.

    2,370 703
    Jun 25, 2026
  14. 14

    Emotionally disentangle my genderfluid balls

    2,131 673
    May 16, 2026
  15. 15

    Le sigh.

    2,126 850
    May 1, 2026
  16. 16

    kill

    and i cannot stress this enough

    yourself

    1,940 383
    Apr 28, 2026
  17. 17

    Use bad photoshop like the ancestors did

    1,886 554
    Apr 14, 2026
  18. 18

    Oh Great more straight people relationship discourse. I have an idea how about everyone kill themselves right now.

    1,830 697
    Jul 1, 2026
  19. 19

    I'll take that block from you now, lad.

    1,673 400
    Jun 12, 2026
  20. 20

    The prophecy cannot be stopped

    1,633 699
    Apr 16, 2026
  21. 21

    Eat my shit, you illiterate bald fuck.

    1,559 180
    Jul 9, 2026
  22. 22

    🥺

    1,537 926
    Jun 18, 2026
  23. 23

    Do u want me

    1,537 791
    Jun 4, 2026
  24. 24

    Daddy? He's like 22

    1,505 597
    Jun 3, 2026
  25. 25

    Thank you for explaining my joke for me, it’s always funnier when someone does that

    1,493 515
    Apr 28, 2026