Bill Barnwell

One of the worst things in sports is when there's a doink and then all the replays after the missed field goal don't have the doink sound again

I know Georgia beating Georgia Tech isn't an upset but you should rush the field after 8 overtimes just to avoid deep vein thrombosis

Number of times Bill Belichick-coached NFL teams allowed 48 points: zero times in 511 games

Number of times Bill Belichick-coached college football teams allowed 48 points: one time in one game

Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo are also going to have a multi-hour meeting after this game but it's just going to be them hitting wrestling finishers off the couch on each other

Beyonce is the MVP

The Butthole Surfers are culture

If you call a guy for taunting in the playoffs to give a team a first down on fourth-and-12 he needs to be doing the full DeGeneration X entrance

I would pay a large sum of money out of my own pocket to watch the non-NFL flag football team vs. the NFL flag football team in a qualifier to see who represents the US

ESPN @espn.com

Darrell Doucette III, quarterback of the USA national flag football team, says flag football players "deserve their opportunity" to play for Team USA in the 2028 Los Angeles Games 👀

Dan Campbell losing a playoff game because he stuck to his guns on fourth down and it didn't work out and then losing a playoff game the next year because the other coach stuck to his guns on fourth down and it did work out just hurts

Justin Tucker's now missed as many or more kicks today than he missed in 2012, 2013, 2016, 2017, 2019, or 2021.

LEONARD WILLIAMS 91-YARD PICK SIX DOTS

SEVENTEEN POINT EIGHT MILES PER HOUR

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Chargers lost in their horrific mustard jerseys
Steelers lost in their horrific throwback jerseys
Packers lost in their horrific throwback jerseys
Seahawks blowing out the Commanders wearing the best jerseys in football

Not a coincidence

If there was a way to clear this many ASU students off of the field quickly the Waste Management Open would have discovered it by now

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org

ONE SECOND BACK ON THE CLOCK

ESPN has data for return TDs and player weights since 2000. No 300+ pounder (no 260+ pounder, actually) has a longer return TD than Leonard Williams's 91-yarder today.

JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR

This is what the Lions are left with on defense right now.

Inch-perfect throw to the sideline to convert third-and-12 and a horribly-placed throw to the sideline for a pick-six on the next play. Jameis World.

Have to give the Chiefs scriptwriters credit. These endings each week are deranged

If Mahomes had said "First, I have to give all credit to the referees," we would have had to put him in the Hall of Fame tonight

Michigan should be allowed to enter the bracket now, like when someone beats up somebody backstage at the Royal Rumble and takes their spot

Pros: Best US performance in a World Cup match in my lifetime, (assuming Pulisic is OK) nobody got hurt, system looked great, probably could have scored six

Cons: this is me

Agreed. It's ridiculous and infuriating. Only send me stuff from real fights like this.

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Deshaun Watson being back with the Browns in 2025 does not mean Deshaun Watson should (or will) throw another pass in a Browns uniform.