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this is what is called running a tight ship good work folks

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co

First poster for ‘Scream 7’ In theaters February 27

cat

russell the cat is almost twenty years old

saw a dog alone going down geary in a waymo car, that is the most fucked up thing i have seen in a minute. big great pyrenees dog, alone in the back seat of a driverless car zipping down the road

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president

bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social

Bill Clinton was spotted at the airport in New York with a defibrillator among his luggage.

Bill Clinton, 79, Spotted With Medical Device at Airport

Hillary Clinton was also in tow with the former president, who suffered a heart attack that required bypass surgery in 2004.

imagine it was your dad that threw a can of beans at superman

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

there is going to be years of your life in the future where you dont hear or read a post of someone doing a donald trump impression. you are never going to see a political cartoon where he is a squat little orange guy with the long red tie again. green grass and blue sky stretching on forever

looking good sir

big hands. you are going to grow large, little benicio

old man and little boy

youve been held aloft like a fool

checking in with my friends on threads

heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time

i think this might be the actual worst tv theme song ive ever heard

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johnny cab in total recall feels more apt. ugly dangerous crap designed to steal jobs and pretend to have conversations. at no moment do you consider johnny cab to be pondering concepts