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    TIM WALZ: Abolish the electoral college, abolish the senate, do gerrymandering, pack the court

    TIM WALZ: That's the whole thing with the redistricting. Yes. It's awful, gerrymandering, awful. But this is a case of we're going to have to cut the arm off and tourniquet it to save the body. ZOTOX: So Amy Klobuchar doesn't want to do that, right? Do you think that she should? WALZ: No, I think it's the position that I think all of us would be at is I would hope that, look, it's not a good thing to do, but if they are going to break the rules, there has got to be the ability to push back because this is mutually assured destruction. It's ridiculous. And look, I get in trouble all the time. I also got in trouble where I wanted to get rid of the Electoral College. And I'm just going to say it, there is no absolute reason that two senators in Wyoming should have the same powers in California. Los Angeles County has more people than North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Montana, Idaho, Utah, all of those combined. ▶
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    May 29, 2026
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    See the difference between “Project 2025” and “Agenda 47” is clear.

    One is named “Project 2025” and the other is named “Agenda 47”

    Couldn’t be more different.

    www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

    Trump picks Brendan Carr, who laid out agenda in Project 2025, as FCC chairman
    Carr vowed to take on “censorship” by Big Tech companies in Project 2025, which laid out a conservative agenda for Donald Trump’s second term.
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    Nov 18, 2024
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    we asked A.I. for an ACCURATE depiction of trump actually working at mcdonald's — oh god

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    Oct 21, 2024
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    we got the mystery science theater 3000 guys who all live in minneapolis to watch the news with us and they had a lot to say about "tom homan's new tone"

    Border czar Tom Homan is coming to Minnesota. The president saying he has not been involved in that area but knows and likes many of the people there. He has called me personally to tell me he thinks I'm a good dude. Homan is someone who is very well respected According to whom? Well respected among other fascists. Every demon in hell thinks the devil's a real swell guy. The small freak in the room has been replaced by the adult freak in the room. I'm better at hiding my evil. But he also has somewhat different views, I think, when it comes to Secretary Noem. He's not as hardline, I should say. What are you talking about? Heinrich Himmler has different views than Hitler. Have you noticed every time they cut back to the White House, there's less of it? Tom Homan, if he brings a new tone here and if the tactics here will shift Who is he? They're replacing George Martin with Phil Spector. What's, what are they talking about? A new tone. We're calling it the Homan sound. ▶
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    Feb 2, 2026
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    these people really are just fucking losers

    JOHNSON: Demand oversight on federal law enforcement? I've not seen them cross the line yet. KAT: I have! Many times. ZOTOX: He loves edging. JOHNSON: The most threatening thing I've seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting. KAT: All these people are such losers. They're such losers. SPORNAK: He makes a point to see that naked bike ride every night on his phone to unwind. JOHNSON: People have been arrested. KAT: Yes, people have been arrested. I watched as someone with a cane was arrested and their cane was just left on the ground. ZOTOX: No, no. KAT: ICE agents rappelled from black hawk helicopters and arrested children in the middle of the night VITTERT: No they didn't. That's been completely debunked KAT: Sorry. No. Never mind. KAT: These were implanted in my eyes by the vaccine Joe Biden is operating that's just putting images of random, unarmed people being arrested In my eyes. ▶
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    Oct 23, 2025
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    US Senate candidate Mallory McMorrow: Cuomo has ridden the subway as many times as someone who lives in Michigan

    MALLORY MCMORROW: What's my motivation in this scene. Have I not seen this guy in a while? Oh, you haven't seen him in many years. He doesn't live in this city? CUOMO: I am truly sorry that I let you down. MCMORROW: I am definitely not reading from a teleprompter. CUOMO: Only 13% of New Yorkers voted in the June primary. MCMORROW: Therefore, the Democratic primary doesn't count. CUOMO: Every day I'm gonna be hitting the streets, meeting you where you are. GLEEP: As long as it's within 1000 ft radius of my pied-à-terre. ZOTOX: I am not crossing Madison Avenue. GLEEP: 94th to 91st ZOTOX: Mallory, are any of these New York references MCMORROW: Andrew Cuomo looks like he's been in a subway as many times as Michiganders have been in a subway. MCMORROW: Thank goodness this high-end video production crew is here to capture this extremely authentic moment. "I wasn't expecting this at all." Brand new jumper cables that still have the bends in them that I certainly didn't pick up ▶
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    Jul 21, 2025
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    sure you've seen the kat/newsnation ICE interview but have you seen @katmabu.bsky.social watching the kat/newsnation ICE interview

    Kat: The law requires elected officials can inspect these facilities, but ICE hasn't let them do that. Leland: Yes they have. Kat: I know you are, but what am I? Zotox: Not even a pretense by the way of even being a journalist. Just being like no that's not it. Kat: The entire thing is him just being like no that's not real. And I've learned since launching the campaign men will talk over you—just keep talking. Kat: ICE agents rappelled from Black Hawk helicopters and arrested naked children in the middle of the night. Leland: No they didn't. That's been completely debunked. Gleep: I watched the MythBusters episode about this. Kat: It's like that and double dipping actually doesn't spread germs. Leland: Chicago. I used to live there. I love the city. I met my wife there. Zotox: I love Chicago. I got my first blowjob in Chicago, so I know what I'm talking about when it comes to Chicago. Kat: I have a friend from Chicago. They said I can call it, a war torn city Gleep: Burning hellhole. ▶
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    Oct 19, 2025
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    40 is the new 14 if you’re a “Young Republican”…
    Ft: Congressional Candidate IL-09 @katmabu.bsky.social

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    Oct 20, 2025
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    "Should we have a compulsory military or volunteer obligation in this country?"

    GAVIN NEWSOM: I think we have to look at ways we can frame a responsibility to serve for a year, six months, minimum year. 18 months.

    "Should we have a compulsorary military or volunteer obligation in this country?" NEWSOM: I think we have to look at ways we can, we can frame a responsibility to serve for a year, six months, minimum year. 18 months. Wait, is he talking about a draft? I think he's talking about the thing they do in like Korea and Israel, where you have to join the army for a year. To like, build character. No, that's not why they make you join the army in Israel. I don't know anything about Korea, but if you do not join, they send you to jail. I mean, it's not like, it's not like a prison, but you are punished. Democrats run on affordability. You don't need to run on draft. The front runner for the Democratic nomination says we should all be in the military for a year minimum and it isn't like the viral clip of the day like that's so crazy. ▶
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    Mar 29, 2026
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    Congressman Eric Swalwell is coming on Alien Super Show 👽👽👽

    @ericswalwell.bsky.social

    Episode lands this Saturday on @meidastouch.com

    Rep. Eric Swalwell is the special guest in this week’s Alien Super Show. Together they watch clips from the news and discuss Trump’s first few days in office.
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    Jan 23, 2025
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    SWALWELL: if MTG sees me out at a restaurant she’s like f*ck, you, Swalwell…

    Behind the scenes of week 1 with @ericswalwell.bsky.social @meidastouch.com

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    Jan 26, 2025
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    immediately pitching a hybrid goofrage podcast called "Fuck Those Guys With @governorwalz.mn.gov" to an expensive streaming service

    MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com
    Yes, that's Gov. Tim Walz on Alien Super Show. Walz: "I'm not running again, so the guardrails are off. I asked and said, 'Can I go on shows where I can say, "fuck those guys"?'" You've come to the right place, governor. New episode drops this weekend.
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    May 22, 2026
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    There’s a fine line between a Christian and Nazi tattoo…

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    Nov 17, 2024
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    Michigan Senate candidate @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social watches the O'Reilly malfunction clip

    O'REILLY: Epstein was convicted during the Biden administration. VITTERT: Hold on Bill. You said Epstein was convicted during the Biden administration. Epstein committed suicide during the Trump administration. O'REILLY: Yeah so? VITTERT: The Biden administration was not involved in the conviction or trial of him. O'REILLY: OK. And that's a good point of clarification. MALLORY MCMORROW: It's a good point and here's why I'm going to ignore it anyway. O'REILLY: But he was arrested and indicted under Merrick Garland. VITTERT: "No. Epstein was arrested, indicted, and committed suicide under Trump. In 2019. Merrick Garland was not the attorney general. O'REILLY: OK. I stand corrected. MCMORROW: I just really want a cut-in, "sir, for a dollar, who was president in..." ▶
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    Jul 20, 2025
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    Tim Walz doing mystery science theater but for fox news

    Tim Walz: Here's my theory on this. We should give him more of these things because it distracts him from like coming and taking my Medicaid money or like putting me in jail. Gleep: If there were adults in the room. Walz: I have to deal with them. And especially at serious times, you'll talk to certain members of the staff who will acknowledge to you, look, Governor, I don't know who he talks to after 8 o'clock at night, but I gotta clean it up the next morning. And I'm like, well, I don't give a damn, just leave us alone type of thing. Trump: We can have all sorts of military, we have great sniper capacity. Built for our snipers, not the enemy snipers, our snipers. Walz: What's he talking about there? Wow, I did not see that clip. You guys do watch a lot of Fox News. I appreciate you doing that. Trump: If a drone hits it, it bounces off. Walz: He's building a blanket for it. Zotox: We're using my pillows to make the roof. ▶
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    May 22, 2026
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    elon went away

    Elon: I am become meme. Yeah, pretty much. Cassie: He's like, I'm witerally a meme. Like, yeah, pretty much like, this is the energy. Zotox: You're making Rob Schmitt so uncomfortable. Spornak: He's the Newsmax guy that called us pussies. Zotox: Friend of the show. Elon: The left wanted to make comedy illegal. You know, you can't make fun of anything. Cassie: Comedy is witerally canceled. So you can't say witerally anything anymore. Anyways, back to the chainsaw. Elon: Yeah, I got a lot of criticism and people said, well, that proves he is a huge idiot from a, you know, like, look, you know, he bought it for whatever, what, $44 billion. And now it's worth like $0.08. But but that is that was good. You know, there's that. But but the yeah, it was essentially the. Gleep: Is the ketamine wearing off or kicking in? Elon: And and Zotox: Do you guys mind if I just sit here for 30 minutes without saying anything? ▶
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    Mar 1, 2025
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    Tim Walz is joining team "Fuck A.I."

    Zotox: Tim do you support Guillermo del Toro's position of fuck AI? Walz: I'm getting there. I'm having a tough time with this whole thing. I'm optimistic because I have seen some of the good — have you been watching these commencements? Freaking gold. That is a societal issue amongst this Gen Z or, you know, almost Gen alpha folks. They get it better than the rest of us. Teddy had me get on Claude, and I'm like, oh God. There are some safeguards in there. If you ask it to draw a caricature of somebody. I got the notice that said this is a public person and you shouldn't do that. Zotox: Who were you doing? Were you trying to do Kristie Noem's husband? Walz: I feel bad I didn't think about that. Zotox: I cannot believe you agreed to do this. Walz: I'm not running again, so the guardrails are off. I asked Teddy, "Can I go on shows where I can say 'fuck those guys?'" ▶
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    May 22, 2026
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    Biden, AT LEAST tell us you licked your palm before the handshake

    SOMETHING! ANYTHING!

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    Nov 19, 2024
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    Tim Walz on Trump scandals: "We just kind of move on. And look, I'm guilty of this. For me, it's like if somebody even looks halfway normal, I'm like, 'yeah, I can find common ground with them. They may be psychotic, totalitarian, but maybe there's some common ground.' We have got to quit that."

    TIM WALZ: I'm telling you, they are masters at getting us into this. And we talked Benghazi for six damn years, and people have already forgotten that Pete Hegseth moved these troops into unprotected positions and they were killed by Iranian drone. And where's the investigations into this? We had a Minnesota killed in that. Look, I'm not advocating the same stuff they do, but we just don't have the staying power to do this. There's a few of them, I see Ro Khanna does this. You know, Chris Murphy's good at this, but we just kind of move on. And look, I'm guilty of this. And I said, for me, it's like when we get into debate, if somebody even looks halfway normal, I'm like, yeah, I can find common ground with them. You know, they may be psychotic, you know, totalitarian, but maybe there's some common ground. We have got to quit that. They're talking about paying off insurrectionists. And we're going with a sternly worded letter. ▶
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    New episode with guest AND host @meiselasb.bsky.social has landed on @meidastouch.com

    youtu.be/MBA6x6cqYgg?...

    Trump Admin EATS ITSELF ALIVE as COLLAPSE SPEEDS UP | Alien Super Show
    YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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    Mar 22, 2025
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    wil wheaton: isnt this a megans law violation

    TRUMP: We can't let Iran have a nuclear weapon. You might be too young for this. WIL WHEATON: Isn't it like a Megan's Law violation that those kids are so close to him? GLEEP: You can only talk about your war crimes 1000 ft from children? ZOTOX: You guys look about island age, right? SPORNAK: This older gentleman pretending to be a child. ZOTOX: They're all holding skateboards and wearing backwards hats TRUMP: Iran with a nuclear weapon and maybe we wouldn't all be here right now. You kids would have been vaporized. WIL: I'm surprised that he didn't hit on any of these kids because he was so busy traumatizing them for the rest of their lives... It's at this point that one of these kids was like, when I asked the monkey's paw for a day off of school, I really should have been more specific. ▶
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    May 12, 2026
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    did they not vet the lyrics for this banger before CPAC Riyadh

    GLEEP: It's a midwest rally in the Middle East. KYLIE: They have the same playlist. It's crazy. ZOTOX: It's CPAC in Riyadh. SPORNAK: I actually feel bad for everyone. Just 20 minutes later and they're like, god. GLEEP: Really, still Lee Greenwood? All right. ZOTOX: He must be really popular in the United States. He must be on tour all the time. SONG: "And I won't forget the men who died." ZOTOX: You won't forget the men who died? SPORNAK: Except for Jamal Khashoggi ZOTOX: Murdered by the man next to you. TRUMP: The gentleman that's right before me. He's your greatest representative. SPORNAK: I love how he kills journalists. GLEEP: We're gonna start doing that soon in my country TRUMP: I like him too much. That's why we give so much. You know? Too much. I like you too much. GLEEP: I like you just shy of what would be considered illegal in this country. TRUMP: Oh what I'd do for the crown prince. ▶
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    The MST3K “Mads” are back! And they’re on our ship!

    👽 NEW EPISODE this week with @frankconniff.bsky.social and @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social

    👽Lands Saturday on @meidastouch.com

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    Jan 16, 2025
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    FEAR NOT, AMERICA! Sen. Susan Collins is SLIGHTLY concerned!!

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    Nov 17, 2024
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    Episode with @ericswalwell.bsky.social has landed! youtu.be/TEA-307BsrQ?...

    Eric Swalwell GOES NUCLEAR on Trump’s DISASTER Week 1 | Alien Super Show
    YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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    Jan 26, 2025